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I'm Not Unlucky, Your Life's Just Sh-t - Lawless Clawde Funny Black Cat Mug

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I'm Not Unlucky, Your Life's Just Sh-t - Lawless Clawde Funny Black Cat Mug

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This item will be posted to you by Lawless Clawde within 3 days of receiving payment.

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Full description

Are you tired of being the scapegoat for everyone else's bad decisions? Clawde is.

As a black cat, Clawde has spent years listening to people blame him for their "unlucky" streaks. He's finally had enough and decided to set the record straight. This mug is for those who are fluent in sarcasm and have zero patience for nonsense. It's not a curse; it's just reality.

The Attitude: Features an elegantly smug Lawless Clawde strutting with his eyes closed-the international symbol for "I am superior to your drama."

The Savage Truth: "I'm not unlucky, your life's just shit"-the perfect comeback for... well, almost everything.

The Bold Design: Original illustration with high-impact typography.

The Quality: Premium ceramic with a glossy finish that's as sharp as Clawde's wit.

Product Details:

Size: Standard 11oz capacity.

Material: Glossy ceramic, printed both sides with the same design.

Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe (because Clawde doesn't do chores).

Shipping: Packed securely to ensure Clawde arrives in one piece

Artist Note: Lawless Clawde is a purely fictional character created for people who love black cats, dark humour, and telling it exactly like it is.

"Warning: Using this mug in the office may result in fewer people talking to you. This is generally considered a bonus."

Designed by Joanna Havers

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