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These Oak staffs are GREEN!
Forest green.
And they have had a double slobbering of linseed oil.
I am a terrible slobberer.
Old man stuff.
I never get invited anywhere so I go walking alone in the woods, ranting and slobbering.
Try it.
These are five feet high and they are affixed with a rubber ferrule, as am I
This enables you to sneak up on potential trouble-makers and the last thing they will ever smell is linseed oil, which they themselves will finally smell of.
It saves paying an embalmer.
If it is simply a walking aid that you crave, breathe deeply, stride out and take a jump to the left.
Unless you are on the north west ridge.
Respect.
Designed by Jock Ferguson
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