Funny Valentine’s Day Card – I Can’t Decide If I Love You or Chocolate
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About this item
Because some choices in life are really hard… especially when chocolate is involved. This funny Valentine’s Day card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and knows that romance and snacks go hand in hand. Featuring a bold chocolate bar illustration and playful typography, it’s ideal for partners who appreciate humour over mush. A great alternative to overly sentimental cards — sweet, cheeky, and very relatable. Printed on high-quality, heavyweight card with a smooth finish, this design is blank inside so you can add your own message (sweet, sarcastic, or somewhere in between). A great alternative to overly mushy Valentine’s cards funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh Sizes: A6: Approx. 105 x 148 mm (4.1 x 5.8 inches) A5: Approx. 148 x 210 mm (5.8 x 8.3 inches) Card: Textured white coloured card Greeting on front: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I WANT MORE, YOU OR THE CHOCOLATE... ITS CLOSE Greeting inside: Blank Comes complete with red envelope packaged in a protective Clear Cello sealed envelope Your card is hand designed on a drawing tablet and then printed on high quality hammered card, it is 255 GSM
About this item
Because some choices in life are really hard… especially when chocolate is involved.
This funny Valentine’s Day card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and knows that romance and snacks go hand in hand. Featuring a bold chocolate bar illustration and playful typography, it’s ideal for partners who appreciate humour over mush.
A great alternative to overly sentimental cards — sweet, cheeky, and very relatable.
Printed on high-quality, heavyweight card with a smooth finish, this design is blank inside so you can add your own message (sweet, sarcastic, or somewhere in between).
A great alternative to overly mushy Valentine’s cards funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh
Sizes:
A6: Approx. 105 x 148 mm (4.1 x 5.8 inches)
A5: Approx. 148 x 210 mm (5.8 x 8.3 inches)
Card: Textured white coloured card
Greeting on front: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I WANT MORE, YOU OR THE CHOCOLATE... ITS CLOSE
Greeting inside: Blank
Comes complete with red envelope packaged in a protective Clear Cello sealed envelope
Your card is hand designed on a drawing tablet and then printed on high quality hammered card, it is 255 GSM
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Bought 1 itemGreat product exactly as photo, received nice and quick too, very happy with my purchase.
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Bought 1 itemBeautiful card arrived well packed and delivery was quickly
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