Deal with it, rubbish joke gift for Xmas or birthday, handstamped dessertspoon

A handstamped vintage nickel silver dessertspoon that says YES. THIS IS YOUR PRESENT FROM ME THIS YEAR. DEAL WITH IT. It's a battered but serviceable spoon with a 'fiddle pattern' handle, measuring approximately 18cm long. A great joke present for winding up an entitled teenager or getting back at someone who always says their presents are rubbish! (Whether or not you then give them anything else is up to you!) This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive one or other of the spoons shown in the photographs. The lettering is coloured with a non-toxic and waterbased acrylic ink. Wash carefully by hand as the colour is not indestructible - the lettering, however, is stamped into the metal and should last pretty much as long as the spoon does. Please note this is a vintage metal alloy spoon (likely 1930s-1940s) so it has scratches, dings, tarnish and wear marks in accordance with its age. And it won't polish to a nice 'white' silver colour like a plated spoon, it'll always have that slightly brassy tone. If you were looking for a mirror-finished brand new spoon, this isn't one. But then that is kind of the point... and it is in the bargain bin...