Fizz saver spoon, slightly rude wording

A handstamped vintage silver plated spoon to put in the neck of your sparkling wine bottle - apparently this keeps the bubbles bubbly for longer although I've never had leftovers for long enough to do a proper test! I've hand stamped 'WHEN THE FIZZ GETS FIZZY' in the bowl, along with a little glass icon ans some hearts and bubbles, and added 'THE POSH GET PISHED' in smaller lettering on the handle. This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the spoon shown in the photographs. It's a slightly pointy spoon (originally a grapefruit spoon) measuring approximately 14cm long, with a floral handle. The lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash carefully by hand as the colour is not indestructible - the lettering, however, is stamped into the metal and should last pretty much as long as the spoon does. Please note this is a vintage spoon so it has hairline scratches, tarnish, flaws and wear marks in the plating. This spoon has been around a bit and has character. It's a survivor. If you were looking for a mirror-finished brand new spoon, this isn't one. There are reasons why this is in the bargain bin and you can see all of them in the photos! I can do other wording to order so if you have a better idea please do let me know, I love custom stamping these as the bubbles always come out slightly differently, making each one unique.