Personalised Rude Dessertspoon, Handstamped Sweary Adult Vintage Spoon
£14.00
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By Lynn Davy
£14.00
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About this item
The adults-only rude version of my hand stamped dessertspoon, made to order with up to 40 letters of your choice. This vintage silver plated dessert spoon is handstamped with 3mm block capital letters. Send a personalised insult to a tw-t you know (these are very popular for anonymous 'secret santas'), or list the rude words that make you laugh the most (mine are 'c-ckwomble' and 'w-nkpuffin'), or tell someone you love how F-ING AWESOME they are... Please click the big orange 'choose options' button and state your chosen wording in the personalisation box (please don't use asterisks unless you want actual asterisks). Your chosen wording can be as rude and sweary as you like, but please no racism or hate speech. Lettering will be 3mm (1/8") BLOCK CAPITALS unless you let me know you want smaller lettering or lower-case. This listing is for ONE dessertspoon (approx. 17cm long). Spoons may vary in design from the one shown in the photographs and please note I use VINTAGE (or possibly antique) spoons so they may show signs of wear and ageing. If you have a strong preference for floral or plain styles please say so when ordering! If you order more than one please let me know if you’d like them to be matching - I will do my best but please note an exact match isn’t always possible. The lettering will be coloured black with a non-toxic and water based acrylic ink. Not dishwasher proof, so please wash carefully by hand.
About this item
The adults-only rude version of my hand stamped dessertspoon, made to order with up to 40 letters of your choice. This vintage silver plated dessert spoon is handstamped with 3mm block capital letters. Send a personalised insult to a tw-t you know (these are very popular for anonymous 'secret santas'), or list the rude words that make you laugh the most (mine are 'c-ckwomble' and 'w-nkpuffin'), or tell someone you love how F-ING AWESOME they are...
Please click the big orange 'choose options' button and state your chosen wording in the personalisation box (please don't use asterisks unless you want actual asterisks). Your chosen wording can be as rude and sweary as you like, but please no racism or hate speech.
Lettering will be 3mm (1/8") BLOCK CAPITALS unless you let me know you want smaller lettering or lower-case.
This listing is for ONE dessertspoon (approx. 17cm long). Spoons may vary in design from the one shown in the photographs and please note I use VINTAGE (or possibly antique) spoons so they may show signs of wear and ageing. If you have a strong preference for floral or plain styles please say so when ordering! If you order more than one please let me know if you’d like them to be matching - I will do my best but please note an exact match isn’t always possible. The lettering will be coloured black with a non-toxic and water based acrylic ink. Not dishwasher proof, so please wash carefully by hand.
Sorry folks, taking a break for family reasons until 1 Nov so please check back then!
Shipping & delivery
This item is made-to-order and will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
Buying more than one item from Looney Spoons? You’ll pay the single-item shipping fee once, plus the listed ‘extra item’ price for each additional item. Your total will be calculated automatically in your basket.
Useful Information
This is a custom-made item and cannot be returned unless faulty.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
What buyers say about Looney Spoons
All 123 reviews
Great, great 11th anniversary gift! Well packaged, promptly delivered and beautifully put together.
Love the spoons!
My second time of buying from Lynn. Fabulous spoons and windchime and speedy delivery with a lovely handwritten note. Would certainly recommend!
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