Rude Sweary Apostle Coffee Spoon, S-d Off You T-sser

A rude apostle spoon (one of those ones your gran used to have, with the grumpy little man on the handle) that says in small but very clear block lettering 'S-D OFF YOU T-SSER'. Put it on the table when an unwelcome relative calls... give it to the boss as an office secret santa present... gift it to a pal whom you habitually insult in a friendly way... The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Hand wash only. It's a small spoon approx. 4 1/4" (10.5cm) long. You will receive the spoon shown in the photos - I don't do digital mockups. Please note the spoons I use are vintage (or possibly antique) so they do show signs of age and wear. If signs of age and wear bother you, please do look elsewhere for your handstamped cutlery; there are plenty of shops out there stamping on mint condition silverware. Personally I like things with a bit of character and history. These grumpy old guys have been around a bit... who knows how many cups of coffee they've stirred in their long life? If you would like something different on an apostle spoon, please let me know, they can be personalised with pretty much anything (provided it'll fit in the space!) and it's fun letting them say things they wouldn't have been allowed to say in Victorian times when they were new...