Zero F-s Given, Rude Sweary Handstamped Floral Coffee Spoon
£8.50
£3.30 UK delivery. Dispatched within 3 days.
Loved by 3 people
By Lynn Davy
£8.50
£3.30 UK delivery. Dispatched within 3 days.
Loved by 3 people
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About this item
A rude coffee spoon with the handstamped wording ZERO F---S GIVEN. Because sometimes that's what you have to do to get through the day. It's a vintage floral silver-plated (EPNS) coffeespoon approx. 11cm long and the lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it is vintage and pre-owned so it does have a few wear marks and a little residual tarnish. Although presumably if you're considering purchasing this spoon you don't really give a F about any of that either. I do offer personalised spoons too so you can be even ruder than this if you want to (see the Personalised collection in my shop, or drop me a message).
About this item
A rude coffee spoon with the handstamped wording ZERO F---S GIVEN. Because sometimes that's what you have to do to get through the day. It's a vintage floral silver-plated (EPNS) coffeespoon approx. 11cm long and the lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink.
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it is vintage and pre-owned so it does have a few wear marks and a little residual tarnish. Although presumably if you're considering purchasing this spoon you don't really give a F about any of that either.
I do offer personalised spoons too so you can be even ruder than this if you want to (see the Personalised collection in my shop, or drop me a message).
Hand stamped spoons make perfect gifts. Ask me about personalisation to make them extra special!
Shipping & delivery
This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
Useful Information
You can cancel the order and get a refund from the maker within 14 days of receipt, provided the item has not been used. Faulty items can be returned within six months of payment being made.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
What buyers say about Looney Spoons
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Love the spoons!
My second time of buying from Lynn. Fabulous spoons and windchime and speedy delivery with a lovely handwritten note. Would certainly recommend!
Wonderfully quirky and brilliantly executed! Love them
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