Turnip Spoon, Very Small

I don't often do political commentary but having been told to 'cherish turnips' got right up my nose and came out in spoon form. So here is a spoon for doling out those cherished helpings of turnip, specially grown in the sunlit uplands... PLEASE NOTE this is NOT really a serving spoon - it has the shape and proportions of a full-sized tablespoon but in reality it's a tiny (9.3cm) antique 'fiddle pattern' silver-plated spoon, rather battered and worn, to which I've added the hand stamped wording 'turnip serving spoon' in tiny wobbly 1mm lower-case sans serif lettering. In the bargain bin for a fiver in case it amuses someone else as much as it amused me. If you would like me to send it direct to the Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs I am very happy to arrange that... I have lots more spoons of all shapes and sizes so if you would like something else stamped on a spoon, not necessarily in tiny wobbly lettering, drop me a message and I'll see whether I can make it happen!